Monday, July 28, 2014

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

2-spook:

Just in case

(Source: jesselaceypanties)

shuckl:

wildy0ungbeautiful:

shuckl:

could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy

You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist

no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me

trustislikepaper:

Here is my face and I am hella bored

trustislikepaper:

Here is my face and I am hella bored

kaitrokowski:

Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Sunday, July 27, 2014

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

(Source: odditymall.com)

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

unjolras:

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

(Source: churchrat)

Re-blog if you’re accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

(Source: hunterraiehorror)