sometimes I let my dog sleep on my bed and sometimes when I try to go to sleep i open my eyes and she’s just smiling at me like the biggest fuckin idiot, like I’m the best thing since sliced bread, and god I just really love my dog
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
I WANT TO KNOW
girls don’t want boys, girls want season 3 of orange is the new black
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa